Fuck You. I'm Craig And It's My Birthday

Fuck You. I'm Craig And It's My Birthday 7" cover
  

Release Notes:

Traffic Violation Records, one-sided 7", 2001. 300 pressed.
  

Band members:

Lance (guitar/vocals), Gardner (bass), Reed (drums)
  

Songs:

Contra - Did You Forget The Dick Is Still King?
J Church - Nostalgic For Nothing
  

More info:

Yes, that really is the title. Craig was the drummer in the Long Island, NY, band Contra and this one-sided 7" was a split release his band organised with J Church as a surprise birthday present. Here's the great story from the insert (thanks to Jimmy for typing this up):

"This scheme was hatched a few months before Craig's year 2000 birthday. His 20th if you've been counting. The idea was for kids involved in the Long Island scene to give back to this dude who's given us so much of himself over the past few years. So we knew J-Church was one of his favorites. How about a surprise split 7" with Craig's band Contra? It was too perfect. After a few e-mails back and forth with Lance from J-Church, the deal was sealed. Through a lame trick on the Traffic Violation internet message board, we tricked Craig into telling us his favorite J-Church song. Nostalgic For Nothing. Perfect. A bunch of us chipped in and had this fucker pressed up in just in time for a few months after his birthday. The whole thing went down without Craig catching on. Thanks for everything, man. Surprise! Happy Birthday."

As you might have guessed, it's the original version of the J Church song, while the Contra track can additionally be found on their split CD with Splurge, also released on Traffic Violation. The picture on the front is just a photocopy glued to a piece of folded paper so there are a few different coloured backgrounds around. There's not much chance of you finding this unless you were in the Long Island scene in 2000, but some copies have been spotted further afield.